I love you all, except for the guy in the back
Ok, The Mets won the subway series. 4 out of six games, today should be my day right? I should be bubbling over in delight.
I am, I am really truly pleased. But there is a problem.
I’m now utterly convinced I’m a Jinx for the Mets, so if they make it to the world series, I must die.
I’m serious I’m going to have to commit suicide or something, because I just want them to win the series that badly.
It started like this, Friday I missed the first game and the mets won it 15-6. Cool right?
It’s a double header so I caught the second game. Mets lost 0-9. Fuck!
Ok so I caught the game last saturday, I tuned in later but the Mets were ahead 1-0. Ok I’m watching, the Mets were starting to lose, I had to leave for a little and then the mets started to catch up a little, awesome! Then they lost, dammit!
I couldn’t watch the game at all today, and guess what they won 3-1, yay! But, that’s the thing, I watch, they lose. I watched the play offs religiously in 2006, and the Cardinals crushed them. In 2000, well we know that story.
I’m a jinx, and I’m sorry guys, I really truly am. I’ve always loved you, I snuck into bars to watch the games, and I refuse to wear any other cap but a Mets (although I would rock a Brooklyn Dodgers cap too [only if it has the B insignia]). I taught the aussies your glory guys, and spread the word in Ireland!
Miss Brit understood when she refused to let me read something bad about you guys, because I might have choked out a yank fan.
However I’m still the bum bringing you guys down. Forgive me. If Delgado needs to club me to death in order to win, I except it. It would be an honor to be killed by the big man.