Helpn’ a brother out
Daver : Dude I got a date with a brit
Daver : dont worry it’s not that one
AntiZeroM : oh cool
Daver : so like, what do they umm like?
AntiZeroM : what?
Daver : what do they do?
Daver : what do they eat?
AntiZeroM : how am I suppsd to know?
Daver : you were there?
AntiZeroM : I was in Ireland thank you
Daver : same thing
AntiZeroM : no it fucking is not. Two different islands, cultures, and one oppressed the other for 800 years.
Daver : which one?
AntiZeroM : I’ll protend I didnt hear that.
Daver : come on you have a better idea than me, so what do we do for dinner.
AntiZeroM : If the simpsons served me right, they eat eel. Lots of it.
Daver : you’re kidding right?
AntiZeroM : I would recommend sushi.
AntiZeroM : take in a cricket match.
AntiZeroM : talk about the beatles. She’ll appreciate the research you did into their culture.
AntiZeroM : Start a soccer riot too. It’ll totally get her hot. Just make sure it’s for Manchester united.
Daver : are u sure about that?
AntiZeroM : Yup. I dated an aussie for a year, that’s what I did to impress her.
Daver : they’re to different places
AntiZeroM : Really? I haven’t noticed, it would explain the lack of crocs in king Arthur.
