Oh yeah…shoulda stayed
So I have some free time before class, and I stop in one of the compy rooms. I check my normal dailies, and one of them is somethingawful.com
I look at the awful link of the day, and something is amiss. I feel a shift in the universe. It feels familiar, like one of those dreams that you are walking into your apartment and there are more rooms. Like that kind of feeling.
It’s fucking Nero Larp. Something is screaming in my head. Then I look at the address
PO Box 377, Tannersville, PA 18372-0377
NOOOOOO!! I lived about 2 or 3 miles away from Tannersville. Oh god, there is going to be people I know there. There has to be.
Yep there is. Shit.
DAMNIT!
And there were others, But you’re going to have to guess who. However, I know I shouldn’t be surprised.
Those woods were cold.
They were abandoned.
They could make anyone snap, and well since they were into D&D, and I was a regular video game nerd they were going to be the first to go.
People often don’t believe me when I say the poconos were a hell hole. They often ask why I had to run out of there like a cat with it’s tail on fire. I tell them, that it was leave or turn into …..
Yeah.
Bee like that guy.
(har har)
My god. The sad thing is, this isn’t the first time this happened. I had close friends turn into cosplayers, but I’m not too sure what’s worse, biting off of frodo, or dressing like a gay futuristic samurai with pointy ears and a tail.
That’s your call too.
But if I can pass a message to the guys I know who are in this.
Please, just stop. You were much too smart for this crap 10 years ago, and now that you’re pushing 30, I think it’s about time to let drop. I know some of those nerd girls are slammin’ but they have boyfriends, and low self esteem if they are letting their men do this to them.
You don’t want it because at all times you’re two meads away from ye olden baby daddy with some trailer skank.
And one more thing. Pennsylvania is part of the middle states region, not New England.
I thought at least one of your AP classes I was too dumb for would say something to that effect.
