For the last time YES!
Allen : Are you still going through the whole, I don’t exist, all of this is bullshit, and clowns should be rounded up to serve time in concentration camps?
me : Yes.
Allen : Is it going to ever stop?
me : Dammit Allen how many times must I tell you clowns are…
Allen : …part of a left over WW2 plot that Adolf Hitler hatched to weaken our morale fiber and to make us easier prey for invasion. When Nazi Germany fell they created an alliance with Australia, to create their own organization, whose only purpose is to recover the corpse of Bonkers Bannana the first clown so they reap its unholy powers and to start and a new world order where we will all be forced to wear big shoes, red noses, and drive stupid little cars. They were involved with such incedents such as the bombing of the USS Cole, the depletion of the ozone layer, 3-mile island, and the rats in the taco bell on 6th avenue. Our only hope of saving ourselves is forming an Anti-terrorist squad with a crack team of super specialists with really cool codenames.
me : and?
Allen : There must be at least three ninjas, a pirate, a pacifist medic, and a gorilla with a floppy hat in the team. For they are the only things that stand between us and annihilation.
I meant about the you not existing thing.
me : Always Allen, always.
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As a side note. It’s been 20 years since I watched that for the first time. My god is it ever so screwed up. How could they let little kids watch that?
