- Bomb Texas for freedom -

“All praise is to Allah, I’ll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I’d fight him too.”

Although Iron Mike, is a crazy fucked up human being, who really does deserve to be committed for the rest of his natural life.  He really is pretty fucking funny sometimes.

“I paid a worker at New York’s zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback’s snotbox! He declined.”

Priceless.