Sometimes
You meet people that are really odd, and you just click really well with.
Then you find out they are nearly 10 years your junior, and they’re dating an EMO boy. Then you realize your higher power is fucking with you.
Fucking with you with a dick the size of a galaxy.
I hate it when that happens.
Almost as much as I hate Emo kids.
Yeah I said it, go ahead and cry in your blogs you pussies.
Oh while I’m on the topic, unless you’re English, Irish, Australian, or a European male…… drinking tea makes you gay.
Whatever happened to the good old fashioned, coffee swilling, beer drinking, steak eating, filthy mouthed, mouth punching, violence lovin’, wise crackin’, men that made this country so great?
The Emo kids killed them, and cut off their balls and put them in a mason jar. That’s what.
Fuck Emo!
