Dragged Back by the Ankles
For the past week or so I’ve been putting up various posts on craigslist ranging from horny to sweet to desperate to dreamy to casual.
Out of all of them I have received a total of zero responses.
I’ll marry you for citizenship - 27
Date: 2005-08-13, 8:19PM EDTHere’s the deal. It’s not about money. I don’t want to be paid for it.
I want a duel citizenship myself, but it’s more than that. I’m just pretty convinced I’m not meant for someone that was born in this country. So I want to find someone really cool, and get married.
Yes I would expect it to be a real marriage so I would be faithful, I wouldn’t dump you when the required amount of years is up. So if there are any pretty english girls that need citizenship, or italian women that want to stay here, or anyone from somewhere else, drop me a line.
Since I posted that I’ve been getting a steady response. How fucking sad is that?
August 22nd, 2005 at 12:12 pm
You’re crazy but of course, I already knew that. Do NOT marry any freaks that respond to that post. It may be a rough (and long) road to marriage but you WILL get there and it will be SWEET!
When is High Fidelity night?
August 23rd, 2005 at 12:51 am
If you DO marry one of them….PRE-NUP!
Glad everything is getting better for ya, considering some earlier posts.
August 23rd, 2005 at 9:15 pm
I’m not crazy. I posted them for mostly curiousity. It was sated.
And Mikey good to hear from you, yeah I’m still in a mood. But i’m getting better I think anyway. I’ve been flipping back and forth lately
August 24th, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Thats soooooo sweet I am hot and I want to get married. Not for the money but for a hot dog at Nathans!!! I will sex you up Mylo the foreign way with unshaved armpits a uni brow and a hairy ass. Entrance me and romance me Mylo imm waiting for you under the big rainbow in the sky!