Finally a good question
Some how people ask me for the best porn and who won world war II.
This time in my most popular search terms for the site someone asks “has mylo got a girlfriend?”
Either she was blinded with affection or really slow. Either or hunny. I’m not picky. No I’m single completely single.
Send me a pic, you’re phone number, and a set of your keys. If you’re under 18, I have ID and access to all the alcohol, and cigarettes a minor can handle.
PLEASE, I’M DESPERATE!!!! My mom is starting to hook me up with daughters of coworkers, if I have to have sex with another buck toothed redneck mother of 8 again I swear I’ll take hostages.
PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!
Thank you.
June 12th, 2005 at 5:35 pm
I have set an read your web site all afternoon. You sound like the coolest person and for such a boring sounding life, “so exciting” I went to Jr College to write and make music. Not anything I ever wrote asound so good as your short stories.
You are just the coolest guy. What is wrong with those fast women.
Take care of your self and keep writing, I will put down Shakspear any day to read your stuff.
Always
June 14th, 2005 at 12:35 pm
Hi,
I had to read your comment like three times, to see if you were kidding or not. But thank you, that’s really sweet of you.
Don’t worry about being as good as me, I consider myself horrible at times. It’s about insight, and what you can bring to the table for the reader. It’s never ever about competition, (except for me, I’m pretty sure I can kick Henry James’s ass anyday)
The rest of it is practice, and reading. That’s why I decided to go back to school so I can learn technique, and dicipline. But just keep working on your stuff, and if you have anything, I would like to read it.