- Bomb Texas for freedom -

First let me say that the federal government, and the state of New York’s government are a bunch of elected dicks.

Yeah that’s right I said it. Our government consists of a bunch of special intrest pandering, corporate assholes, who keep pushing the American dream down our throats as they take away it’s basic tenents.

I realized this as I was doing my FAFSA, and the government is convinced that I can give 12,000, even my total life savings is in a half filled coffee can.

So I decided that we succede from this cess pool we call a country, and form our own place. We will base it on the Amsterdam model.

“So Mylo, you revolutionary you” (some of you are thinking) “What will you give us if we join you? What are some of the Laws?”

Glad you guys asked, my laws are simple. We are only going to take one part of Brooklyn. Like a small neighborhood that the Union won’t miss. Seagate, Garrison Beach, you get the idea.

But here is what I promise, and what laws will be passed.

1. I will promise an education to every member of my country. Because I don’t want any stupid people in my country’s gene pool. It will be free and taught by world class professors that we will kidna… um provide intellectual freedom for at the cost of sanctuary.
2. immigration is only open to…
   • mac users,
   • writers
   • painters and other artists who don’t piss me off.
   • supermodels who are willing to have sex with our countries leaders
3. The national Anthem will be sung by a duet of mc chris and Nora Jones (who will be in a Princess Leia bikini, so not to offend the state)
4. Pot is legal, so everyone shuts the hell up.
5. Hipters are banned
6. Republicans are considered enemies of the state, and will be executed.
7. Our main income will be tourism from the surrounding city. They want to see Aunt Sophie, they have to pay for it.
8. When we are overcrowded we will raise an army of over educated, beautiful people and conquer a boro as needed. Starting from Brooklyn, to queens, then Long Island, to the Bronx, to the City itself.

   That would make a slammin’ movie, Brooklyn vs. Manhattan.

9. Our countries name is Milopia, if there is problems with that we will settle it with giant battling robots.
10. Our scientific research will include obtaining kick ass super powers. And the creation of Lightsabers, flying cars, and jet packs, and Veritech fighter planes.

Oh yes my people, our future will be bright. Our powers will be mighty, we grow and achive the Milopia dream. Who is in?