G, stop sending your victims to my store
The other day I see a fat guy checking out some cell phone stuff, I ask if I can help. He wants to hook up his cell phone to his computer. Simple enough, there are the cables.
He then tells me that he’s getting hacked. Although I’m not exactly sure what this will accomplish, but I’m not really a hacker. I suggest that he puts up a firewall. If anything it’ll slow down the hackers.
This sweat suit sporting, no where to go in 1 in the afternoon, fat paranoidic bastard scoffs at me. He tells me it’s not good enough because it’s Bill Gates doing it. I waited for the punchline, when I saw there was none my jaw dropped.
He then follows up “Him and George Bush together.” he waddles out and drives off in his 80’s rust bucket.
Although I am glad to see that someone high up is giving this fat bastard attention, but Bill Fucking Gates, and the President? Like they have nothing better to do than hack a 35 year old virgin’s computer who happends to live in Staten Island.
How come no one blames Steve Jobs for that shit?
March 19th, 2005 at 10:03 pm
you are an asshole, I hate your blacksweater,
I fucking want to rape your ass and suck your do do. shit on me asshole I love it!!!!