Single Life, Vol 4.5 Chapter 1, I am a liberal Pig Fucker thank you
Now that I live again for the time being. I’ve been getting several emails about the new girl. The most poignant is this one from Gary Library from Alabama.
From: Gary Library <confederate_ninja01 @yahoo.com>
To : Mylo <webmaster @radiofreenyc.org>Hey you liberal pig fucker. You were bitching about not having a girlfriend, now you got one and you bitch about something else. You yankee son of a bitches are nothing but a bunch of whiny dumbfucks. Whatever happend to her? You haven’t said shit, so talk about it asshole. NOW!!
PS. Like shit the North would kick our ass again. You think your so tough come down here so I can show you
Believe it or not this is one of the more educated emails I get from the south. This guy has to have dropped out from a more advanced grade like 7th or something.
Anyway yeah about the girl, umm like we dated and like umm hung out and like that’s it. Natural paranoia aside, I don’t think she like hates me.
Ok maybe I do.
But definately the interest is lacking from her end. So I’ll cut my loses and move on. Besides I have things I gotta work on. Like umm, fuck what do I do?
Oh yeah school, really have to work on that one.
Oh, and yeah Gary. Although I never stated that outright, but the north would beat your inbred asses. If we had half a choice now we would have ditched you bastards when Jefferson Davis was alive. Tell you what, surviving in a swap or woods or field with the carcasses of a dead car is easy. Come up here to the projects with your confederate flag and see how long it takes before you scream for sister mom.
