Johnny D is in Texas, call back tomorrow
The most evil son of a bitch I ever known, is now in the most evil place in history just short of Nazi Germany.
I don’t know what he’s doing down there, but it’s probably something dirty and filthy. When I last talked to him, he was mumbling something about getting a cowboy hat, a gun, a gallon of whiskey, and voting republican.
There was a real estate person in the background, from her all I hear is “Yes this trailer would make a lovely armed complex.”
John shouted back “I only want to keep Jesus in and the damn feds out!!!!”
He went back to me and asked about the site, and how I should stop pandering to the liberal media. I told John how I was keeping his mother company. He cursed the Irish and the line went dead.
I think his trip is doing wonders for him.
