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3/22/2005

Shit I’m behind the times

File under... Site Stuff, Further Inquiry — mylo @ 8:52 pm

So Here I was at the starbucks, looking up stuff. Sick of packing, and I found a mention of podcasting. I heard of it before but I never took the time to research this net fad.

It’s the most genius thing I ever heard of. I’m not kidding at all. It really is brillant. Plus I have Adam Curry to thank for this one. So here I was knocking myself out trying to get a better radiostation for the longest time, and everything was right here.

My only fears are what if the Live Journal dicks get a hold of this one. (shudders). Plus the cost of CDs, are gonna be a killer. (I am going to need fresh content) I haven’t even thought of the bandwidth yet.

But, if things work this should be worth it. I’m also getting an iPod by June, so I can suffer with you all.



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3/21/2005

Fun with FAFSA

File under... The Miseducation of Mylo — mylo @ 4:42 pm

First let me say that the federal government, and the state of New York’s government are a bunch of elected dicks.

Yeah that’s right I said it. Our government consists of a bunch of special intrest pandering, corporate assholes, who keep pushing the American dream down our throats as they take away it’s basic tenents.

I realized this as I was doing my FAFSA, and the government is convinced that I can give 12,000, even my total life savings is in a half filled coffee can.

So I decided that we succede from this cess pool we call a country, and form our own place. We will base it on the Amsterdam model.

“So Mylo, you revolutionary you” (some of you are thinking) “What will you give us if we join you? What are some of the Laws?”

Glad you guys asked, my laws are simple. We are only going to take one part of Brooklyn. Like a small neighborhood that the Union won’t miss. Seagate, Garrison Beach, you get the idea.

But here is what I promise, and what laws will be passed.

  1. I will promise an education to every member of my country. Because I don’t want any stupid people in my country’s gene pool. It will be free and taught by world class professors that we will kidna… um provide intellectual freedom for at the cost of sanctuary.
  2. immigration is only open to…
    • mac users,
    • writers
    • painters and other artists who don’t piss me off.
    • supermodels who are willing to have sex with our countries leaders
  3. The national Anthem will be sung by a duet of mc chris and Nora Jones (who will be in a Princess Leia bikini, so not to offend the state)
  4. Pot is legal, so everyone shuts the hell up.
  5. Hipters are banned
  6. Republicans are considered enemies of the state, and will be executed.
  7. Our main income will be tourism from the surrounding city. They want to see Aunt Sophie, they have to pay for it.
  8. When we are overcrowded we will raise an army of over educated, beautiful people and conquer a boro as needed. Starting from Brooklyn, to queens, then Long Island, to the Bronx, to the City itself.

    That would make a slammin’ movie, Brooklyn vs. Manhattan.

  9. Our countries name is Milopia, if there is problems with that we will settle it with giant battling robots.
  10. Our scientific research will include obtaining kick ass super powers. And the creation of Lightsabers, flying cars, and jet packs, and Veritech fighter planes.

Oh yes my people, our future will be bright. Our powers will be mighty, we grow and achive the Milopia dream. Who is in?



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3/15/2005

G, stop sending your victims to my store

File under... My Shitty Life — mylo @ 8:15 pm

The other day I see a fat guy checking out some cell phone stuff, I ask if I can help. He wants to hook up his cell phone to his computer. Simple enough, there are the cables.

He then tells me that he’s getting hacked. Although I’m not exactly sure what this will accomplish, but I’m not really a hacker. I suggest that he puts up a firewall. If anything it’ll slow down the hackers.

This sweat suit sporting, no where to go in 1 in the afternoon, fat paranoidic bastard scoffs at me. He tells me it’s not good enough because it’s Bill Gates doing it. I waited for the punchline, when I saw there was none my jaw dropped.

He then follows up “Him and George Bush together.” he waddles out and drives off in his 80’s rust bucket.

Although I am glad to see that someone high up is giving this fat bastard attention, but Bill Fucking Gates, and the President? Like they have nothing better to do than hack a 35 year old virgin’s computer who happends to live in Staten Island.

How come no one blames Steve Jobs for that shit?



And all that’s left…

File under... Day to Day — mylo @ 1:02 am

Quit the Shack - Check

Tell landlord I’m leaving - Check

Daydream about playing with hot beach bunnies and then winning a surfing competition
Frankie Avalon style - Check

Play the Ramones over and over - Check

Pack - In progress

Have you ever noticed when something is near the end, you keep count of things? I’ve been keeping count of each bus and ferry ride. The other night I saw the Verrazano and I said, soon I will never have to look at this side of the bridge again.

Two more weeks, and I’ll be posting from a better place, and under my surf trophy.



3/11/2005

Single Life, Vol 4.5 Chapter 1, I am a liberal Pig Fucker thank you

File under... Single Life — mylo @ 11:59 pm

Now that I live again for the time being. I’ve been getting several emails about the new girl. The most poignant is this one from Gary Library from Alabama.

From: Gary Library <confederate_ninja01 @yahoo.com>
To : Mylo <webmaster @radiofreenyc.org>

Hey you liberal pig fucker. You were bitching about not having a girlfriend, now you got one and you bitch about something else. You yankee son of a bitches are nothing but a bunch of whiny dumbfucks. Whatever happend to her? You haven’t said shit, so talk about it asshole. NOW!!

PS. Like shit the North would kick our ass again. You think your so tough come down here so I can show you

Believe it or not this is one of the more educated emails I get from the south. This guy has to have dropped out from a more advanced grade like 7th or something.

Anyway yeah about the girl, umm like we dated and like umm hung out and like that’s it. Natural paranoia aside, I don’t think she like hates me.

Ok maybe I do.

But definately the interest is lacking from her end. So I’ll cut my loses and move on. Besides I have things I gotta work on. Like umm, fuck what do I do?

Oh yeah school, really have to work on that one.

Oh, and yeah Gary. Although I never stated that outright, but the north would beat your inbred asses. If we had half a choice now we would have ditched you bastards when Jefferson Davis was alive. Tell you what, surviving in a swap or woods or field with the carcasses of a dead car is easy. Come up here to the projects with your confederate flag and see how long it takes before you scream for sister mom.



Thank you Miranda Base

File under... Day to Day — mylo @ 10:56 pm

I’m not sad about leaving Staten Island by a long shot. I hate it, and everyone in it.

From the people in the mall, to Danny Boys, to the long bus trips, and the retards in the bus. There is nothing really redeeming about this place.

Except for Miranda. I don’t know her, but somehow I have the internet through her. Your my boo girl, your my boo.



3/6/2005

Only a couple of minutes

File under... Day to Day — mylo @ 5:28 pm

Yes another destiny day.

I( can’t say where, or what, or who. But if this one works out you have one happy mylo.

PS. By some shirts or something, I maybe my moving expenses to queens is free but it’s a temporary one and I’m going to need cash to finally return home to Brooklyn.



3/4/2005

Not one step backwards

File under... Day to Day — mylo @ 12:33 pm

I was thinking today. About how I have a habit of burning my bridges. That if wronged, or if I feel that I am in the right I will destroy any chance of reconcile.

It’s a scorpio thing, I think.

But is it a bad idea, is the question. When I had this train of thought, I thought of Stalin and how the standing order to his troops was “not one step backwards”, if they ran back they got shot. But the same thing applies here, we can’t go back in time. I can’t go back to Kmart when I was 17 to kiss and make up.

I can’t not get drunk at my brother’s wedding. I can’t not drop out of college. I can only go forward. By burning bridges I figure that’s the only way I can make sure I continue going forward and not give myself a safety net. Life is too short to bitch and moan about how stupid you are, because trust me you are a retard.

I’m going to be moving pretty soon, I’m going to stay with some people in queens for a bit so I can get out of Staten Island and rebuild. Now here I am debating on gaurenteeing that I will never stop foot on this forsaken island again, this boro of the damned has nothing redeeming about it. Not the people (although there are a few I love and care for), not it’s beauty, nothing. The only ways I can see is blowing up the ferrys, and the Verrazano. Which I really don’t want to do.

But however maybe around this time next month, I’ll be in a place with slightly more civilisation. It’s not the city, and it’s not brooklyn, but at least there will be a beach near by.



3/3/2005

Johnny D is in Texas, call back tomorrow

File under... Day to Day — mylo @ 2:58 pm

The most evil son of a bitch I ever known, is now in the most evil place in history just short of Nazi Germany.

I don’t know what he’s doing down there, but it’s probably something dirty and filthy. When I last talked to him, he was mumbling something about getting a cowboy hat, a gun, a gallon of whiskey, and voting republican.

There was a real estate person in the background, from her all I hear is “Yes this trailer would make a lovely armed complex.”

John shouted back “I only want to keep Jesus in and the damn feds out!!!!”

He went back to me and asked about the site, and how I should stop pandering to the liberal media. I told John how I was keeping his mother company. He cursed the Irish and the line went dead.

I think his trip is doing wonders for him.



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