- Bomb Texas for freedom -

Yet again by a miracle I score a date. So I have to get a card, it is Valentines Day right? So I go to the Duane Reade near me.

DR Guy - Hi can I help you

Me - I need a Vday card.

DR Guy - No prob…

Me - Yeah it is, I want one that says I kinda like you, wanna hang around but no commitment. I don’t want the words love, sweet, treasure, cherish, adore, or anything else that would indicate love. And no hearts, or cupids, fuck humor too.

DR Guy - I don’t think we have any of those.

Me - How about a mad libs one, I’ll make up my own non commital one.

DR Guy - Sorry buddy, can’t help you there.

So after an hour search there, I find something that was closest to what I want, there is hearts. But no mention of commitment, and love so it was a comprimise.

So I get the card and I go on the date. I would like to tell you that it was ultra romantic, and give you the details of every giggle and such. But I don’t have the fucking time. It was nice, I like this one, and she’ll either work, just date her for a while, or she’ll destroy me.

But I can say she has a bonus feature, she’s still a (legal) teenager. Cool hunh? Gonna be a bitch getting her into a bar though.

But anyway yeah, that’s it. I think I’m seeing someone.