Oh Starbucks girls…
My landlord in all of her wisdom decided cheaper HBO is better than the worlds biggest interactive knowledge base. So at home the highspeed is no more.
So luckily the new laptop has a wifi card built in, so I’ve been *ahem* borrowing other’s people’s internet connections. Or I’ve been going to school a lot and using the free connections there. So this is how I look for a job, which in an odd way is doing well. I’m either going to be at radioshack, or I’m going to be an Apple rep.
Yes I hate sales reps, but dammit this is apple. I actually believe in them, their mission, their innovation, their aesthetics, plus I’m always down for a cheap as hell ipod, and a descent paycheck.
So anyway, here I am at the starbucks on astor place, and I’m looking around at the people. Since I turned single many things have occured, not many in my pants but still my senses have opened up. And it’s been only recently I learned that everything is open, and that being said my confidence level is going up.
It’s either desperation, or something just boosted it. But in this rebirth of the soul, my eyes has opened to the most beautiful of all menial labor, and fast food women. The Starbucks barista.
I think it’s because starbucks is less greasy than McDonalds, and from all the caffiene they are always perky. But deep inside though, you can tell they are an artist, some lost little girl in the big city who is trying to make their way as a painter/rock star/writer/poet/all of the above.
Best of all they have that nerd hot girl look, a la the Lisa Loeb effect. Come on you know what I’m talking about.
You do right?
The Lisa Loeb effect (or factor) is when you have a girl who has all the traditional dressings of a nerd, and you know she’s hot underneath the glasses, the dorky clothes, and strange obsession to something or another that is equally nerdy.
But instead of pulling off a my fair lady, you want her to stay that way. You want her to be a dork, and you want her that way because it’s the most endearing and sweetest thing you have ever seen. If I ever get married it’ll be to someone who has the LL effect.
But just look at her, sweet as a newborn kitten. Deep inside though, you know there is a twisted devience just waiting to break free. Just like a starbucks girl, and hence I love them more than my own ability to breathe and form coherant words.
Although this wasn’t coherant, deal with it I’m exhausted and I need more coffee to I can just look into their beautiful crystal blue eyes again.
