Fun with money
I came to school yesterday to get everything financial finalized. Although I didn’t get the amount I was hoping for they did direct me to the right spots to get the cash. I said it before, and I’ll say it again. God bless the New School.
So anyway, they gave me a primer on student loans and how they work, I never saw that before but still it was useful info. The most useful of all is the little factoid they don’t advertise, student loans DO NOT use credit checks. So my suggestion to all gen xer’s and above who want to go for their master’s or BA, declare bankruptcy and come on over. We’ll have a coffee and sponge from the free wifi.
So as I was working on student loans I needed to fill out an acceptance letter. When I found out who is giving me the cash to pursue my American dream. Chase Bank.
Ok you can stop laughing now, I sure as fuck was. It wasn’t too long ago they threatened to never have an account with me again, and they were taking money out of my bank account (when I had them), and they were fucking with my access to other accounts. But most of all that I’m going to owe them a shit load of cash when I’m done with school.
So I would like to write an open letter to the head of the board of directors of JP Morgan Chase.
