What a day
It’s one of these days that I’ll never forget.
It’s also the first day that in my recent memory, and probably will happen that I almost get electrucuted and set on fire in the first hour. No I’m mot kidding, I almost got killed in the first hour of my day.
It’s a long story how, but lets just say my apartment is a death trap.
After that, I find out that I didn’t get the job I interviewed for, oh and the blond angel on the R either was scared off, or she never found the post on craigslist. But to further fuel my rage in the single life I’m going to choose that she’s shallow and hates me because I live a less than fabulous way than she might be used to.
I know I’m being shallow back, but screw you I’m allowed.
After all of that, I had to go to the unemployment people, and the guy in the computer lab is a dick.
BUT after all of that, and I pull up GLONO, and guess who is sending me to hell?
Fucking Kirk Cameron. After growing pains, the only thing this guy has going for him was a semi hot sister. She didn’t even have the descency to even go into a softcore porn.
So anyway he and some guy named Ron Comfort (yeah that’s a real name [so he says]), started a website called The Way of the Master. That sounds like pretty hard core shit right?
I half expect Kirk and Alan Thicke to pull some Matrix style 80s sit-com ass kicking action. This thing is to remind us how God is skewed to retards, no talents, and guys who hung out with Boner.
It also features advice on what to do in certain Christian situations, which all seem to involve giving Kirk money. I mean you could give it to legitimate charities like the Salvation Army or the Red Cross but Kirk could put it to a better use for it I suppose.
Then there is a lovely quiz to see how many commandments you broke. I got them all except murder baby.
Shit that reminds me I have to go to confession. But thank you Kirk, thank you for the memories and continuing the fine tradition of making yourself an ass across a wildly popular medium.
