- Bomb Texas for freedom -

I had to get a new alarm clock. The old one was spotty, and no where near loud enough to wake me up.

I can’t even begin to tell you that’s why my body is having a difficult time adjusting to daytime hours, and how it’s only use was to pick up spainish only stations. So I get a new one, no radio but a loud as all fuck alarm clock.

Infact it’s only buying point is that it said EXTREMELY LOUD on the box, that’s loud to the extreme people. So loud that a snowboarding skydiver with a bullhorn hitting me with a sledge hammer pops out to wake me up.

Why am I writing about something so mundane about an alarm clock?

I need filler.

I also miss having a girlfriend waking me up. Wait no I don’t, that’s when we got into the most fights. I’ll stick to the snowboarding extreme guy.