- Bomb Texas for freedom -

The republican convention is coming soon really soon. Already the bastards are doing what they do best.

Being a gigantic, overly loud, pain in the ass. Instead of just holding the airwaves, and the whitehouse hostage, they are holding our fair city hostage as well. I know we are Nyers and we are tough and we roll with the punches but because of them they are locking down Manhattan, using a mass grave to grandstand upon, and we’re being asked to accept these fucking greedy bastards with smiles.

I say fuck no, the average NYer never asked for them to come. Plus most of us are democrats, why can’t they go to texas, or chicago or something.

Because they want to show solidarity with us, fuck them, give us the cash you promised and then MAYBE i’ll give you guys correct directions.

Probably not, though don’t count on it.

But as the courts are tied up with wether we can protest or not, and well the protests are more like artistic displays by hipsters. Lets do what we are known for, crime and shock. Ladies and gentlemen I am proposing war on these assholes. I have a simple three step program, that I promise that will scare the fuck out of these guys.

1. Misdirection -
• Best worked with a team of people. Hang around a place where there are a lot of tourists, and you are going to definately run across them. Namely around times square, union square, washington square park, the staten island ferry, etc you get the idea. One of them will ask you, or your group for directions to somewhere, steer them to your group. When they arrive to your second group nail them with something, pies, shock something or another, pamphelets from satanists, hari krishnas, liberal causes, or better yet combine them. Make sure group two follows them for several blocks.
• Or steer them into the wrong place, like the NJ ferry when they want to go to the statue, or Harlem when they want to go timesquare.
2. Shock Theater
• Street theater is for wusses, ooh he’s turning into a tree. Nah yo, hit em hard. Stage abortions, set crucifixes on fire, walk around with a body bag open it up to reveal a dead midget, gay fuck someone on the steps of St Patricks cathedral, use your imagination. That will give the hicks something to talk about when they’re home.
3. Mug them
• They have money, we don’t. They have jobs, and force their will on us. We just want to put food on the table and put 9/11 behind us so we can finally recover. They on a normal basis rip us off in washington, and then sneer at us on TV. In Iraq they blam NYers for being there. So lets take a little back, some cash their dignity and a something to think twice about coming here again.

But that’s it, RFNYCs plan, good luck. Personally I’m going to try step one out. And if one just happends to give me his wallet, I won’t say no. Good luck troops