My week Thus far
I went to war against the yuppie mice friday, no sign of them since. I think I found their nest in a bag of clothes I was going to donate to the salvo. I dragged that bitch outside and beat the shit out of it with a baseball bat.
Fuck off PETA it was war, they would do the same if they were around 7 feet tall and had opposible digits. Needless to say I was able to sleep better after that. Since then I’ve been cleaning around the apartment, and fucking around the net. Oh and I watched a heavily censored version of Pulp Fiction on Bravo twice.
I also discovered an ex girlfriends website, I think she read mine because she recanted her Shakespeare spiel I wonder if she read the parts when I was talking about her naked pics and I gave them to my coworkers as a christmas present?
Yes “anita” I am still an evil son of a bitch after 5 years.
I also began working on a basic script for single life the movie. It’s more of an outline really, I’m not even sure if it will come to fruitition, but it’s something we are working on. The total cost of this movie is going to be around 50 buck-a-ges so I can’t go wrong with the price.
But I have a big week infront of me.
Lets go through the play by play…
Monday - Errand Day
Meet with the unemployment people about getting retrained in a different field, or sharpen skills in an area so I can remain competitive (depending on how you look at it). IE photoshop, flash, etc. Talk to possible client for the studio. I’m debating on skipping meals that day because I am really sick of food.
Print out more resumes on the Governments dime, deposit check, job hunt.
Tuesday - Intrigue day
Meet up with Johnny D. Deposit subversive literature. Engage the swiss miss, aquire code. Check out the protests (if possible) Drop off subversive lit in several hiring facilities. Grab some Starbucks.
Wednesday - Job Hunt part 2
Put up posts on Craigslist, answer posts on Craigslist. Search through hotjobs, and monster for an employment oppurtunity. Watch lots of law and order, play halo, or work on web portfolio more.
Thursday - Invasion, Hoboken
Distribute flyers. Lots of ‘em
Friday - Relocate the Yankee
A mob snitch needs assistance set up a safe house in an unspecified location in the Isle of Manhattan*. Catch a movie. Get some beer**.
* Unless Giovanni DeLarue wants me to handle it Tommy Vercetti style. (wink wink boss)
**Funds Permitting
8/27/2004
DUDE!!!! Your fucking harsh man!!
Man stabs gator to save dog No joke, I wouldn’t do that shit to save my xbox and that means a lot to me. If he wasn’t such a hick I would vote him man of the year.
Damn fucking pocket knife and all.
Life is suicide
I don’t remember if I ever posted with that title before. Don’t care.
I can’t sleep anymore, if I do it’s a very deep sleep that I can barely wake up out of. It’s riddled with nightmares about my teeth or dead relatives.
I tried everything I can think of minus sleeping pills. I don’t like taking those. I don’t know if it’s because I’m scared of this apartment lately, the lack of job is bothering me more than I can think of. I don’t know, maybe because things are falling apart like my stereo and I’m hearing a constant screaming in my head.
No it’s not telling me to kill, no it’s not psychosis either. It’s cause I just want to scream and punch and kick with frustration, and I know I can’t because I’ll break stuff I need. Then I feel shallow and materialistic and that pisses me off too.
I think too much for my own good. I think about loss, and fuck ups. I think about saviors and question why with everything. I’m going to try music to put me to sleep.
I hate this place, and I miss feeling safe.
8/26/2004
Ode to the homiez
I’ve been a lucky person in my life in certain things. I have met people that were brillant, I have met people that were there with me through the toughest times and we all soldiered on through everything.
I was thinking about it today, and how everyone I know has it rough. No money, unsure futures, we are all scared but we put our game faces on, prop each other up and keep moving. I can’t think of a better group of people than the c3i homies past, and to the point that we left.
I also gotta thank Johnny D, you know 15 years of friendship and he’s like a brother to me. I can’t think of anyone better to walk through to old age, and spoil my kids and ….
what the fuck… Johnny Across America? I never set up that link.
How the fuck? The server jump at launch, I launched through wireless, and John was there with his laptop to help. He’s too….
JOHNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!! JOOOHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Gerritson beach bastard, I’ll get you for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As soon as I figure out where the fuck you hid your subdomain, and database.
8/24/2004
A PSA from our old old friends
Remember GI Joe? Sure we all do, remember at the end of every episode there was a little life lesson?
No? Let me give you a hint
retarded kid - Now we know!
Shipwreck - And knowing is half the battle.
GI JOEEEEEEEE
Now what would happen if they took those old PSAs and modernized them, homofag.com found out
I like this one the best it’s like a dual mindfuck for Johnny. Err the Johnny in the clip, not Johnny D.
Although it does give me a few ideas……
I love bees to be reveaed
Finally today around 6 am EST we are finally going to get the answer.
Is it a Halo 2 demo? An early Halo 2 release? Halo cancelled? Are they FINALLY going to talk about the single player?
Only time will tell.
8/22/2004
Another Solution for you.
The republican convention is coming soon really soon. Already the bastards are doing what they do best.
Being a gigantic, overly loud, pain in the ass. Instead of just holding the airwaves, and the whitehouse hostage, they are holding our fair city hostage as well. I know we are Nyers and we are tough and we roll with the punches but because of them they are locking down Manhattan, using a mass grave to grandstand upon, and we’re being asked to accept these fucking greedy bastards with smiles.
I say fuck no, the average NYer never asked for them to come. Plus most of us are democrats, why can’t they go to texas, or chicago or something.
Because they want to show solidarity with us, fuck them, give us the cash you promised and then MAYBE i’ll give you guys correct directions.
Probably not, though don’t count on it.
But as the courts are tied up with wether we can protest or not, and well the protests are more like artistic displays by hipsters. Lets do what we are known for, crime and shock. Ladies and gentlemen I am proposing war on these assholes. I have a simple three step program, that I promise that will scare the fuck out of these guys.
- Misdirection -
- Best worked with a team of people. Hang around a place where there are a lot of tourists, and you are going to definately run across them. Namely around times square, union square, washington square park, the staten island ferry, etc you get the idea. One of them will ask you, or your group for directions to somewhere, steer them to your group. When they arrive to your second group nail them with something, pies, shock something or another, pamphelets from satanists, hari krishnas, liberal causes, or better yet combine them. Make sure group two follows them for several blocks.
- Or steer them into the wrong place, like the NJ ferry when they want to go to the statue, or Harlem when they want to go timesquare.
- Shock Theater
- Street theater is for wusses, ooh he’s turning into a tree. Nah yo, hit em hard. Stage abortions, set crucifixes on fire, walk around with a body bag open it up to reveal a dead midget, gay fuck someone on the steps of St Patricks cathedral, use your imagination. That will give the hicks something to talk about when they’re home.
- Mug them
- They have money, we don’t. They have jobs, and force their will on us. We just want to put food on the table and put 9/11 behind us so we can finally recover. They on a normal basis rip us off in washington, and then sneer at us on TV. In Iraq they blam NYers for being there. So lets take a little back, some cash their dignity and a something to think twice about coming here again.
But that’s it, RFNYCs plan, good luck. Personally I’m going to try step one out. And if one just happends to give me his wallet, I won’t say no. Good luck troops
K, kids who wants to get geeky?
First for the non geeks lets talk about something you aren’t supposed to know about. Doesn’t matter if you do or don’t but it will provide some interesting results.
Search engines use what’s called robots to find it’s results. Robots will go off into the web like Louis and Clark, and report back it’s findings the search engine would then catagorize them.
The robots.txt file tell those buggers where they are allowed and not, potentially it can inform you where the secret shit is on a website. Most websites have them. This is where I come in, I was searching for info on robots.txt files, and guess what I found on google…
Yeah the whitehouse, I’m not sure if it’s illegal or not to look at it. But the weird thing is it’s showing up in google. It’s not supposed to do that last I checked. Maybe too many people linked to it and it just popped up in it’s results.
Odd shit, play with this one at your own risk, I know nothing.
8/21/2004
Sometimes when I look in the mirror
I can’t believe how alterna I am.
I beat Halo last night (again), and I was looking at the end credits. At the very end the last one to be exact they thanked me.
Yes it actually said Thanks to Milo.
So to Bungie inc I would like to release an official statement.
Dear Bungie
No problem it’s cool what ever I can do to help. You do your thing for giving me my current reason for living, and I do my thing to help you out.
Plus I really did like the early release of Halo 2 you sent me. It was more awesome than the first. If I may say, master chief being the great great great grandson of Carl Weathers (and being played by him) was a stroke of Brillance. I can’t think of a better person than the Apollo Creed to kick covenant ass.
Keep it up,
PS. I can’t wait for the nightmare armor to come in compliments of you guys.
Job Search report
I’ve been looking seriously for the past 2 weeks now. I must have sent out 30 resumes, at least three a day.
The more interesting places I applied for was Ziff Davis, About.com, and the CIA. No, I’m not screwing around. I applied to the CIA for a snoop jobby job.
Weirdest application I ever filled though, and I was actually honest. I think I got a response from them because there was a dead Spetznaz nailed to my door with a note to meet someone at the sweaty whore, down by the docks.
Either it was the CIA or someone from my old building wanted to hang out, it happends more often than you think.
Today though I had to go to the unemployment office, because they wanted to orientate me with unemployment. Which I have been on for exactly one month now.
So it was next to useless really, it was more of an invite to use the fax machines. Free of charge though, so thats pretty hot.
But it feels like I’m banging my head here, out of 30, zero responses. Well except for the dead Russian, we’re not too sure if that was one though.
I keep hearing that the economy is picking up, even the lady who gave us the orientation (she was very nice btw) said it was. Maybe for her she’s been there for 26 years. That’s job stability.
I have no such luxury in this matter. But I learn again that you don’t appreciate stuff until their gone.
Well I still don’t appreciate the clients very much.
8/18/2004
All right you primative screwheads
Thank you lunch box for the delicious link.
It turns out that maybe JUST maybe there will be another Evil Dead movie, and possibly Ash is going to fight a very different evil. Freddy and Jason, check it, this wouldn’t be complete with out a quote from the man himself…
There’s no way I’d be in it if I lost. No way. The good guy has to win, especially in that movie. You couldn’t kill two whole franchises, but we could sure maim them.”
Yeah lets go carve ourselves a francise…
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